I think I have an emoticon addiction.

Ok people, I am not impressed. I am sitting at work, really bored, not really in the mood to do anything and NO ONE is taking their life purpose seriously.
What, you don't remember? Your purpose is to be online and keep me entertained! Silly!
What, it's Friday night and some of you have lives? Don't give me excuses people, I demand results!!!

How annoying, I seem to have bought a lot of lame books. I get about halfway through and can't even be bothered to read the end to see what happens. Maybe I'm (GASP!!!) not in the mood for reading??!!??

I picked up a cool little laptop bag for my dell mini, it will fit much better into my work locker. However, when carrying it around, it will look disturbingly like a purse. Fortunately, I am so incredibly manly that even a pink, frilly purse (let alone a black and green laptop bag) would be the epitome of manliness if it was attached to this glorious body.
Yep, it's good to be me.

I took a tour of the new conference centre in Salt Lake City. A very impressive building, the acoustics of the auditorium are fantastic and the balconies are amazing, no pillars for support, no obstructed views.

Right now I am stuck at the f-ing airport waiting for my FSM-damned plane to show up!!! I called this am - flight's on time. Phoned about 30 min before i would normally head out to airport - told flight was 20 min late. Show up - now it's 90 mins late. FUCK YOU lying bastard airlines!

Damn, maybe I'm getting old too. Just when my right shoulder was almost healed and I was working out (pretty much) without impairment, I decide to tweak my other shoulder. DAMNIT!
And I don't know what I did or how.